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Economics over boycotts

Saturday, August 4, 2012

I was going to weigh-in on the whole Chick-fil-A controversy, but in light of Friday's PDA protest at the fast food franchise, I though I might let the dust settle before offering my perspective. Look for that next week.

Instead, today I want to share something I received from a good friend of mine down in Texas. He proudly served this nation as a Navy SEAL for more than 10 years and is today in the private sector. Living near Austin, he sent me something he had received.

After doing a little checking of my own, I've found many authors - most of them college economics professors - have been linked to the following bit of fun information, All of those associated with the piece acknowledged passing it along or sharing it with their students, but emphasized they are not the original author. So we'll just go with author unknown. Nevertheless, it's a very X's and O's - or should I say Bud and Miller - approach to taxation in this country.

Enjoy this quick unofficial economics breakdown titled:

Bar stool economics..

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for a beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1

The sixth would pay $3

The seventh would pay $7

The eighth would pay $12

The ninth would pay $18

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59

So that's what they decided to do. The men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

"Since you are all such good customers, he said, I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.

"Drinks for the ten men now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men -- the paying customers? How could they divide the $ 20 windfall so that everyone would get there "fair share?" They realized that $ 20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay!

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).

The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before! And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20" declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"

"Yeah, that's right," shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in union. " We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill.

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.



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Randy Cauthron
One Man's Perspective