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Daycare Confessions

Posted Wednesday, November 30, 2011, at 10:22 AM

Maybe this should be my new blog. This is a rough draft of my disclaimer: The names & identities of the characters in this blog have changed to protect the innocent. Any similarities to your own children are purely coincidental as your child is an angel who never cries, whines, tattles, hits or bites other children, pees on the floor, throws his/her food or feeds it to the dog. Your children are always dressed appropriately for the weather which includes but is not limited to pants, shirts, socks, shoes and yes, underwear. Your children always speak correctly and never sound like Scooby Doo or Elmer Fudd, even if mom & dad do and they certainly don't look at a large vehicle with big tires and call it a "fruck." Your children are always very polite and almost never tell me that my hair is a mess or that I have a big butt. They eat all their vegetables and never mistake toys, dog food, paper, dirt, rocks, leaves, or day old macaroni for lunch. They never tell family secrets yours or mine...no I do not say "that" word, and I know you don't either. (wink, wink)

Maybe I should stick with, "The names of the characters in this blog have been changed to protect the innocent."

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I'm sure daycare stories would be a riot. I'm sure there is never a day that goes by that nothing happens. Kids say the darnedest things.

-- Posted by Toodles712 on Thu, Dec 1, 2011, at 9:50 AM

Well, at least you waited a while to let some Kinzie stories out there!! :) Happy Holidays!

-- Posted by ADAMHARRIS on Thu, Dec 1, 2011, at 6:44 PM

I had one ask me yesterday if I was gonna put makeup on. I said no and she said in all of her 3 year old seriousness..."You should."

-- Posted by Leah Cauthron on Fri, Dec 2, 2011, at 9:14 AM

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My name is Leah Cauthron. I was born and raised on a farm near Cushing, Iowa. My parents still live there. I am a conservative Catholic. I have been married to Randy for 22 years and we have six children. I received my degree in Criminal Justice from Eastern Wyoming College and as a mother of six and a daycare mom, I have used probable cause, reasonable doubt, search and seizure, Miranda rights, submission, arrest and interrogation technique as a part of my daily life. I can also shoot a .357 magnum with deadly accuracy. I have lots of opinions on lots of things. I am not an expert on anything but I read a lot and will gladly share that information if I find it accurate. I have a sarcastic nature and for the most part I have pretty thick skin and most things don't bother me for long. I don't like mudslinging or name calling so keep negativity of the personal nature to yourself. Enjoy and welcome to my opinion.
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